When it comes to the most wholesome Pokemon, people commonly think about Eevee and its evolutions. The Eeveelutions have quickly become some of the most popular Pokemon whether it comes to playing the games or just collecting artwork and plush. But the Eeveelutions have unfortunately not been able to escape Rule 34, and that’s particularly true for Vaporeon.
The Pokemon community has become increasingly aware of a creepy Vaporeon copypasta floating around the internet, and it’s become almost unavoidable on some sites. The copypasta appears to be a long-winded fantasy about Vaporeon’s apparent susceptibility to being sexually turned on by humans, which many Pokemon fans have found revolting and offensive.
“Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female PokĂ©mon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible PokĂ©mon for humans?” the copypasta starts off.
The copypasta goes on to explain that Vaporeon is just the right size for a male human to so engage with. It also describes Vaporeon’s slick and wet body texture, its ability to heal and recover from fatigue, and some of the moves it can learn that might seduce a man. The paragraph has become so disturbing to the Pokemon community that many have begged for people to be banned if they even bring it up in certain forums or groups. But where did the Vaporeon copypasta come from?
The Vaporeon copypasta has been shared just about everywhere online, including all over Reddit and recited in YouTube videos. But it started where many memes do: 4chan.
The creepy copypasta was first shared on 4chan’s Pokemon-dedicated board on December 4, 2018. Since then, screenshots of the original post have been made into memes all over the internet.
The original post was from an anonymous account, but it bears a striking similarity to a series specific Pokemon-related sexual fantasies released on Facebook over the past few years. The man responsible for the posts often includes a photo of himself posing with the Pokemon he chooses to write each story about. From shrinking himself to fit into their orifices to his dying during sexual encounters, his long posts have left people pretty weirded out over the years.
It’s difficult to say if these long ramblings are satire or are earnest desires of a Pokemon fan, but it’s most likely not the last we will see of these types of copypasta. To combat the ongoing misdeeds of these creepy trainers, some Pokemon fans have created more wholesome versions of the copypasta to allow peoples’ eyes and hearts to recover.
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